San Francisco safety, homeless discourse, and wanting something to happen3:00 Scam calls, robocalls, lost wallets, and why phones are unusable5:44 Intro, sponsors, and the first Plausibly Deniable employee8:30 Listener demographics, microwaving your brain, and PD setup talk10:00 The muted Bachelorette split-screen strategy10:43 San Francisco in the Twitter bio and coastal-elite accusations14:50 “Just pay the taxes, bro” and California cope18:18 GLP-1s, hunger, desire, alcohol, and biological side effects20:15 Hunger receptors, carbs, sleep, and social calibration23:20 Power laws in wealth, cities, dating, and status25:54 Elon Musk liquidity, SpaceX shares, and private-market weirdness28:00 Elon’s all-stock empire and the fake-perfect S-130:00 Low-float IPOs, crypto traders, and baby’s first pump33:24 Grocery shopping as the ideal first date35:00 Public anthropology, grocery-store flirting, and social passes40:14 Sensitive young men, sensitive old men, and the empath/sociopath problem41:39 Polymarket: Vance, Rubio, Tucker, Nikki Haley, and GOP nominee odds47:30 Democrats as the party of rich white women50:07 RFK Jr., Kennedy aura, voice problems, and outsider politics53:00 ER dehydration, DIY electrolyte ratios, Sprite, and Gatorade56:00 Why every abstract argument becomes a dating take57:37 Garden leave, severance, and explaining tech jobs to normal people58:48 Tracing Woodgrains, disclaimers, and “not financial advice”1:02:35 Pharmaceutical ads, WebMD sales pitches, and legal disclaimers1:03:59 Birth control, weed, fertility, and long-term health tradeoffs1:07:21 Libertarianism, paternalism, and unlocking drugs by IQ score1:07:58 The IQ-tiered drunk-driving proposal1:10:00 Alcohol, reaction time, weed concentrates, and useful hangovers1:11:30 Tracing Woodgrains, furries, lawyers, and credibility laundering1:14:40 Yudkowsky’s meme glasses and hostile interviews1:15:08 Guest screening calls and why podcasting is harder than people think1:18:03 Airport lounges, Amex economics, salmon, broccoli, and disgust-response flexing1:19:56 Dessert etiquette, eating disorders, and what not to say1:20:26 SFO baggage purgatory: Delta, United, and no actual ticket1:24:43 Explaining modern culture to boomers1:25:00 Escorts, dating, and embarrassing relationship structures1:28:56 Situationships as straight lavender marriages1:30:12 The life-checklisting meme1:33:21 GLP-1 relationship study and “relationshiped persons”1:35:04 Cohabitation, relationship definitions, and survey weirdness1:39:30 Podcasting as marriage theory1:40:32 The “Obsession” movie discourse1:45:12 Work mode, meetings, and lying about when you have to leave1:50:08 Friend-zoned men, bears, and male slave friends1:51:32 Girls in tech, attention complaints, and bad-faith incentives1:55:29 Allowing people dignity in relationships1:55:46 Instagram models, humiliation, and basic partner etiquette1:59:01 Twitter likes, relationships, and never getting too comfortable2:00:17 Twitter personas vs real-life personalities2:00:51 The new Chinese AI model, ZAI, and Lukas victory-lapping2:01:49 Closing