How not to get murdered? Will plants save you? No. If you ever get murdered, Tegan has some no legally binding advice for you. Apart from life-saving murder prevention tips we have a new paper on wheat research for you and also a favourite plant.







Joram&#8217;s paper: Voss-Fels, K. P., Stahl, A., Wittkop, B., Lichthardt, C., Nagler, S., Rose, T., … Snowdon, R. J. (2019). <a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s41477-019-0445-5">Breeding improves wheat productivity under contrasting agrochemical input levels</a>.&nbsp;Nature Plants,&nbsp;5(7), 706–714. 



Tegan&#8217;s favourite plant: <a href="https://phytokeys.pensoft.net/article/33526/">Enigmatic new bush tomato</a> 



Non-true cat fact: <a href="https://me.me/market?s=pop">Cat caught mouse after seeing it on CCTV</a>



<a href="https://www.nationalgeographic.com/people-and-culture/food/the-plate/2016/09/want-cleaner-rice-paddies--consider-ducks/">Ducks and rice go well together</a> and <a href="https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/6/22/18700480/robot-duck-nissan-rice-fields-farming-weeds">a Japanese robot duck</a>



<a href="https://sites.google.com/a/ualberta.ca/onekp/">1000 plant initiative</a> (which is not Tegan&#8217;s flat (which has more than 1k plants))



Wiggle wiggle wiggle: <a href="https://spj.sciencemag.org/plantphenomics/2019/6379693/">vibration based phenotyping</a>



<a href="https://theconversation.com/new-regulations-aim-to-end-gender-stereotypes-in-adverts-but-i-suggest-they-could-go-further-118812">New regulations are aiming to end gender stereotyping in adverts</a>



<a href="https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/6/17/18681985/facebook-live-press-conference-cat-filter-shaukat-yousafzai-pakistan">Cat filter derails press conference</a>



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