We’re off on an adventure that starts at the airport.  Thanks to the helpful staff we learn about a lady wearing nothing from the waist down and a lady checking a vibrator through the TSA.  Plus shout-outs to a Tetris King, Mother Killer Gypsy Rose, and some almost drunk ladies at a pre-cruise bar stand.  It’s fun in the KCI home of the $23 burger.  Fasten your seat belts!