UFO sightings in New Mexico correlate with patents granted in the US. Popularity of the first name Alix correlates with carjackings in the US. Obviously, correlations can tell us a lot while also telling us nothing at all. In this episode of Pipeline Things, we dive into geohazards, geohazard statistics, and how the stories they tell aren’t always what they seem. Tune in as Rhett Dotson and Christopher De Leon return with The Dirt Merchant to discuss why shark attacks appear to rise with ice cream consumption, and what Alex’s PPIM 2026 paper tells us about the prevalence of landslides and hydrotechnical events over time. Highlights: The use and limitations of the PHMSA significant incident database. The impacts of data quality The key question: Are we getting better at managing geohazards? Is it too soon to tell if our geohazard programs are working? How consumer behavior affects industry patterns related to failures. Bonus: For other fun correlations, visit tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations. It’s a hoot and half if you’re a stat nerd like we are. Connect:    Rhett Dotson    Christopher De Leon    Alexander McKenzie-Johnson  D2 Integrity    Be sure to subscribe and leave a comment or rating!    Pipeline Things is presented by D2 Integrity and produced by FORME Marketing.     D2 Integrity (D2I) is providing this podcast as an educational resource, but it is neither a legal interpretation nor a statement of D2I policy. Reference to any specific product or entity does not constitute an endorsement or recommendation by D2 Integrity. The views expressed by guests are their own and their appearance on the program does not imply an endorsement of them or any entity they represent. Views and opinions expressed by D2I employees are those of the employees and do not necessarily reflect the view of D2I or any of its officials. If you have any questions about this disclaimer, please contact Sarah Etier at [email protected].       Copyright 2026 © D2 Integrity