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S3 Ep5 – Blinking Dysfunctional
1 hour 2 minutes Posted Nov 16, 2020 at 3:55 pm.
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It’s only taken us four episodes to find Starfleet headquarters but at last we have arrived!

‘The Two Marks’ discuss how Starfleet has apparently spent the last 900 years perfecting its ability to produce a ‘Grade-A bell-end’ EMH and forgetting to focus on the massive risk posed by blinking.

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