This week, Dave talks to Lyndsey about the carrots in her shed; Paddy, who is at a crossroads; and Shane, who was knocked down by a car. Dave is joined in studio by Sam Butler the author of “Be More Vadar - Win at life by being more like your favourite movie villains.” Plus, the topic of the week: brushes with death.

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