<p>I talk about pop star Ariana Grande, why I'm not an arianator, and how she could've been a trainwreck.</p>

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STORY TIME: Hookup nightmare

Welcome to my head. This is where I talk about things on my own, to myself, as if I'm relevant enough to be heard. Come in and don't leave your shoes out. It's dirty in here.