Hanks engaged, Johnny got got, TE’s are a hot commodity, and Cole loves mozzarella sticks

Week 2 Recap

A Caribbean doctor, a real estate mogul, an oil driller, Tesla’s scapegoat, John Skipper’s dealer, a Guinness stockholder, a yogurt connoisseur, the only dude still watching Marvel movies, and your typical fratstar-turned-Goldman-banker all enable the lunacy of their ranting commissioner under the guise of fantasy football.