A Patchwork Fairy Tale: the one with the dancing, the dressing and the royal assignment. Two extremely talented sisters are called to the royal court to attend to the Queen’s only child and find that even they may not be up to the challenge. <ul> <li><a href= "https://www.laurasimons.com/the-dance-mistress-and-the-master-seamstress/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Read the transcript for this episode here.</a></li> <li>Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on <a href="https://www.laurasimons.com/" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">laurasimons.com</a>.</li> <li>Follow this podcast on <a href= "https://patchworkfairytales.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Tumblr </a>or <a href= "https://twitter.com/patchworktale" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Twitter</a>!</li> <li>Check out composer <a href="https://www.kai-engel.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Kai Engel</a>, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”.</li> <li>Penny for a tale? You can <a href= "https://ko-fi.com/laurasimons" target="_blank" rel="noopener">tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!</a></li> </ul>

The Count Who Fell in Love with a Pie

Welcome to Patchwork Fairy Tales! A podcast filled with inclusive fairy tales and fantasy stories written and recorded to spread old magic in a new way. You want sapphic dragons, sword wielding ladies, asexual heroes, and a whole host of urban fantasy professionals? Then you've come to the right place!