Pat went to Canada and came home with a souvenir that was not on the itinerary. He said it straight: Canadian germs for the win. Yesterday’s show took a sick day with him. He’s back now, and the friendly neighbor routine is getting less friendly by the hour. Watch it. This is the first show back after the trip knocked him off the air. Not a medical special. Not a travel diary. A host who crossed the border, got flattened, missed a Monday, and sat down at the mic anyway. If you’ve ever returned from a trip wrecked and still had to work, you already know the temperature in the room. Would you blame the country that sent you home sick? What’s the worst souvenir you ever brought back from a trip?Pat also covered:  China delays the moon rover program until 2027, another WIN for the U.S. U.K. Home Office to asylum seekers: “Don’t rape, don’t sexually assault …” China hosts the World Humanoid Robot Games: 2,000 robots competing in track events and household chores Black Detroit pastor to Dearborn Council: “We are under Sharia law — enough is enough” Enes Kanter Freedom ejected from WNBA game after clash over “woman” shirtIf you want unfiltered truth and commonsense analysis that cuts through the noise, hit subscribe and turn on notifications.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices