Where are Lindsey's Birkenstocks? Also, where's are dang American Dream?  We don't know the answer to any of these questions. But I do have a separate completely unrelated question: Why do rappers sometimes make those little bird noises in the background of their songs?  Get in touch:  Parenting vs. Podcast can be found at parentingvspodcast.com  Instagram @parentingvspodcast Twitter @parentingvspod All our music is made by Jeff: https://soundcloud.com/jeff-omidvaran