Happy Independence Day! Topics hit include:

• John Adams
• More Hany madness with another hat trick
• Losing the fast guys to Gold Cup duty
• The failures of the back five
• Botched chances in Montreal
• Praise for Columbus (I know, yuck)
• Line leading forwards
• DC, or “The Randall Leal Match”

Three Chalupas, Qs, and Chicago preview. Go eat a hotdog. COYBIG.