The saga begins. Our heroes bravely enter a new league, but take time to reminisce on the USL days of yesteryear. 

Who's in our favorite XI from Nashville SC's first two seasons? Who deserved an MLS call up that didn't get one? How are we feeling about Gary?

Donald learns what a double pivot midfield is. Josh learns what bar-down means.

Questions will be answered. Blood will be shed. The passive voice will be used. Welcome to paradise.