CJ and Ben read "As I Lay Dying" by Avenged Sevenfold. Just kidding, it's by William Faulkner. William F*ckin Faulkner returns! It's also our 69th episode! Great fun and great emotions this episode. We've got goofs and we've got ethos. We talk about our new irrational confidence, Ernest melts Steel Beams, CJ announces he's running for president, and so much more!