#What made the internet angry this week?
PETA is in the news for humiliating themselves again. Derek fondly remembers a seagull murder. We discuss what it takes to be a successful parent. People have awfully strong opinions about a song they hear three to four times a year as ambient music in department stores. We eat spotted dick, and this time it's the food! Teflon is making your genitals smaller. We settle the eternal debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Carly Rae Jepsen is a pop goddess. All this and more on a special holiday edition of the world's dumbest podcast.
Talking points:
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<li><a href="https://www.fitsnews.com/2018/12/10/peta-has-lost-it/">PETA has lost it</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.thisisinsider.com/baby-its-cold-outside-feminist-or-sexist-2018-12">I honestly cannot imagine caring about this any less</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.amazon.ca/Auntys-Steamed-Puddings-Spotted-Dick/dp/B00BHFFEYO">British people have wacky names for things!</a></li>
<li><a href="https://nypost.com/2018/12/05/nonstick-frying-pans-can-make-your-penis-smaller-study-says/">You should only own cast iron frying pans</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.thisisinsider.com/why-die-hard-is-a-christmas-movie-film-bruce-willis-2018-11">Die Hard is definitely a Christmas movie, unless you don't think it is</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-christmas-adjacent-movies/megan-mclachlan">The best Christmas movies that your idiot friends will argue about</a></li>
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Songs:
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<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amHW-xdbzE">'Mary's Boy Child' by Boney M</a> (Derek's pick)</li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8M09vVEdEc">'Little Drummer Boy' by Reel Big Fish</a> (Dale's pick)</li>
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