Out of Paper

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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.   Start rubbin' those rabbit's feet, paper people. Dan and Rob are dusting off their lucky pair of underwear (only one pair, don't judge), because we're going mach five to Casino Night at our favorite Scranton office park for the Season Two finale. Are you a telekinetic roulette expert, or a winner of the $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas? No? Then who, you might ask? Perhaps it's the Afghanistananies. Only time will tell. Leave all your preconceived notions about this podcast at the door because we're gonna fleece it out.   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable. This week, Dan and Rob get sick of all the negativity festering around this podcast and they get it out in the open where they can deal with it! Join them this week as they discuss Conflict Resolution, the twenty-first episode of the second season of The Office. Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.   Make sure you're hydrated, paper people, because today we administer (season 2 epiosde 21 of The Office) Drug Testing. It has to be official, and it has to be urine. Rob and Dan smoke a doobie before this episode, as one does with their brothers and even discuss drug tests from their past. This episode is really a lot like urine, it just kind of goes everywhere. You can't control it.   Jenna Fischer Dundie Tribute   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.   Happy Birthday Paper people! Join Dan and Rob this week as they discuss Michael's Birthday, the nineteenth episode of the second season. This week, they learn how to tactfully get an unsolicited birthday well wishing, what the best flavor combo is for an eight foot party sub, and celebrate the storied career of musician William Joel! Rainn Wilson Charity Auction LIDÈ Haiti Charity Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. 'The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs---' are you listening, Sasha? Right? 'And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!'   Whatcha lookin' for, paper people? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you. The only people gonna help you is Dan and Rob...somehow... Today they're discussing episode eighteen of season two of The Office, Take Your Daughter To Work Day. The episode intro that apparently took them 88 tries and five years to nail down is not to be missed. Oh, and Eddie Murphy helps us close out the show. This one's a must listen!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.  Blood alone moves the wheels of this podcast! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of streaming, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for this episode? At least a couple months! This week join Dan and Rob as they go over spelling bees, brush up on their dictators, and discuss the seventeenth episode of the second season of The Office: Dwight's Speech! Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Life moves a little slower in Scranton, PA...This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our basis on.   Love is in the air, paper people. Follow cupid's arrow through the hearts of Dan and Rob and into the tunnel of love that is season two episode sixteen of The Offi...oh wait, there's a man pooping in a cardboard box down there. Join Michael on a tour of the big apple, or join Meredith on an afternoon drinking binge. Either way you're going to have a great time!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?   Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to discuss Boys and Girls, the 15th episode of season 2 of The Office! Join Dan and Rob as they discuss their changing bodies, wreak havoc on the plumbing, and learn about sports analogies.   If there is even a whiff of reviewing for this podcast and you send us a screenshot, we can guarantee you we'll send you out stickers, like that!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.    Pee-ew paper people. What is that smell? Somebody making soup? Join Dan and Rob as they unravel the mystery of the olfactory nightmare left on the floor of Michael's office in season 2 episode 14 of The Office, The Carpet. Don't hate me. OK.   Could you be the 107th caller? Leave us a review and send us a screenshot with your address for free stickers!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email