This week, we're trying to destroy a random monster with a random item in a random place - all in a dubiously constructed haunted house! Highlights include:- It's as old as I am!- Patrick: The original minion...- Even minions have performance management targets...- What do you mean, your house doesn't have a well in it?- Welcome to the morchard - it's not for everyone...- Better to have an item than not...- Cool strategy, but it was completely accidental...- Do we score it for 1985 or 2025?- Who designed this kitchen?