Patrick and I were just doing some casual caving when we fell down a hole and got stuck. I hate it when that happens! Can we avoid tremors, floods and toxic cave gas to escape before our torch batteries run out? Oh, and I don't think we're alone down here... Highlights include:

- Nobody in this cave is fit

- There's no action tokens, so please never mention them again

- It's a right cave of shittery

- Has anybody seen Steve?