Classic novelist Jane Austen has totally lost the plot and jumped on the zombie bandwagon - the only trouble is, she's set on eradicating her existing stories! Can these beloved characters endure the undead hordes for long enough to complete their narratives? Highlights include:

- It sucks to be a woman in Regency England

- You cannot romance a zombie

- LGBT, yes. Incest, no

- A lady must never be without her bin lids

- Augusta Elton. Gooseberry

- Please, Miss Austen!

- You blink, and suddenly zombies are everywhere

- She better run!