We branch out in our escape game experience by trying Unlock. In French. Don't ask. Highlights include:

- We totally butcher some French (the language, not the people)

- Hooray for tutorial mode!

- On your guard, or on your toes - choose your translation

- The icy surface of Hoth is an environment that's shit

- The app is literally amazing

- A triangle has three sides, duh

- It's a messy FRAG this week...

- You can't criticise what you can't read