This week, we're farmers who seem to be lacking all the basic animals for our farms. Tch! Now it's a race to buy the relevant creatures from the market... on market day! Highlights include:

- We basically enabled a new Fluxx set

- Everyone knows Wingdings sounds like junk falling down the stairs

- Are beauty contests offensive now?

- Would you rather paint a mural, or pick up dog shit?

- Ladies can't own farms

- We should've double farmed it

- Can girl cows have horns?

- Where do Americans get their cattle from?

- Eggs aren't animals