The cities of the world (all of them) are in crisis! Their only hope is for us to fly our super plane round there and deliver the necessary supplies in a rapid fashion. What could go wrong? Highlights include:

- Sand timers are notoriously silent

- There's no time for fannying about

- The world has more than 25 cities

- Karachi is alright, but everywhere else is fucked!

- We don't know flags. Or geography. Or anything.