Where am I? You're in the Knightmare Board Game! It's a race to reach Merlin, but can we involve the various traps and bastardry? Highlights include:

- Mark takes the lead!

- Who wants to climb Merlin's 'throne'?

- That's the room where that stupid kid fell off a bridge

- Back in the 80s nobody gave a fuck about plastic

- Half way through, we were like 'Oh, strategy.'

- Warning team!

- Falsehood!

- Who wants to join the Knightmare Adventurer's Club, only £3.95!