Psycho space-douche, the Evil Power Master, is threatening the Lacoonian system and could be hiding on any of the nine planets. It's up to the heroic members of Rapid Force to track him down and kick his ass! Highlights include:

- It's rad!

- Fuck congress!

- There's a potential tits out situation

- Fallopian Rocket Fuel? God knows what that's made of...

- So much purple

- Killed by cupcakes, tch!

- Coming soon, 'Choose Your Own Prejudice'