Two teams of X-Men duke it out by rolling dice! Who will be victorious? Highlights include:

- Dice Towers = pointless but weirdly satisfying

- Hope Summers gets another look in

- How many millilitres is your dice?

- It's one of the worst rulebooks I've ever read

- It's all the same font though, so that's ok

- Purple = Green

- Who is Donald Pierce?

- 8 damage? Fucking Wolverine innit

- It's not all fun and rainbows. There is hardship. There is death