There's been a high profile murder, and crime is generally on the increase in Commonville. Luckily, the city's finest officers are on the case, but can we catch the murderer before things get out of hand? Highlights include:

- Oh my God, it's June!!!

- What's your ideal amount of fonts?

- Everyone in Commonville is kind of ugly

- Before you know it, the whole board is covered in shit

- Who brings a dog to a coffee shop??

- Who owns the police?

- Are you a corrupt cop, or are you just shit?