The Telmarines are invading and the only hope is to get to the fabled horn of Queen Susan and give it a quick blast. For some reason, we are competing to do this because, you know, having a winner is more important than saving Narnia! Highlights include:

- Another week, another fluffed intro

- Mark pauses in all the wrong places

- Where's the wardrobe?

- Nikabrik looks like Rasputin

- You have to blow the horn to make people come

- Do you feel enlightened?

- Prince Caspian and Jesus - completely interchangeable

- It's a game and a lesson all in one

- Do Americans have wardrobes?

- Mark prioritises font above all things

- Justice for The Silver Chair