Who can build the best armada to conquer the stars? It's deckbuilding, but IN SPACE! Highlights include:

- What is a geep? You're a geep!

- There's no Latin word for spreadsheet

- Do we sound like pissheads to you?

- You would have to be a dunce to not be able to play this

- It's baby's first deckbuilder

- I like my events to be unavoidable

- The spreadsheet is not a democracy