It's Monopoly. It's real money. It's about to get cagey! How competitive will we be, now that literal pounds are at stake? Will friendships withstand the onslaught of capitalism? Highlights include:

- Every game needs a character called Judith

- We actually did a Non Relinquam In Arca Operculo!

- What happens in Monopoly stays in Monopoly

- Meriel ruined everything

- 12p is not enough to keep you alive

- There's a period of at least ten minutes where Mark doesn't speak

- Patrick is the villain of the piece

- I don't care, just let me eat some fucking naan bread

- Making it rain with Winston Churchill