We've woken up in a strange place. We don't know where we are or what's going on... The only solution is to explore our surroundings and try and work it out before we starve to death. I'm sure you can guess what happens! Highlights include:

- The Philippines is not where I thought it was

- Cassie makes a welcome return to pod-bothering

- Mark is a huge hypocrite bastard

- There's quite a few chances to... not die

- You should always cook your meat

- There's a lot of bull

- Not every game has to go on for years and years