It's just another routine day aboard the USCSS Theseus. Oh wait, nope - it's been infested with aliens! Can a squad of brave Colonial Marines clear out the nest and save the day? Highlights include:

- 25% Shed Babies

- Alien tails give me no end of stress

- Mark hasn't ever seen Predator... because it's invisible

- My entire Marine squad = one Alien Queen

- There could be scope for utter bastardry

- I am king of the gun jam

- When you attack a load of aliens and realise you only have a combat knife

- It has lots in common with games we've played before... like... dice 

- I think you'll find Ripley does make some tight turns in the APC actually