The world as we know it has ended, humanity is done for, and ancient evils walk the earth, vying for supremacy. Who will win the Cthulhu Wars? Highlights include:

- Fuck the environment and fuck homeless people!

- If Sandy Petersen is such a great game designer, why does he need Kickstarter?

- What is Sandy short for?

- We work ourselves into a dead end with an epic strategy fail

- Mark kills everything

- How could I not have sucked?