Ian: Why are there not more Nazi musicals?

Michael: WHAT?

Ian: Do you think that musicals can cure cancer?

Michael: I'm not answering you. I'm busy trying to ignore you.

Ian: Lies, Sex and Fisting: The Sesame Street Musical. 

Michael: Remember your last self-produced show. Never again.

Ian: Balls Deep: The Celine Dion Bio-musical. 

Michael: If she knew, she'd sue & you know it. 

Both: We came for the show & stayed for the carnage. 

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