This week we were ghosted by our scheduled guest so we winged a boys only. After lamenting being left on read, we get into Nick's representative in the house aka Derrick Van Orden, honoring his Wisconsin "roots" by drunkenly lambasting teenage pages hanging around the capitol. Then we get into the lackluster performance so far of the USWNT, which leads into a discussion of what could make the WNBA more entertaining. We finish by briefly addressing the *latest* Trump indictments, but highlight how he remains head and shoulders above the rest of the Republican field.