Why is it called a "pitch"? Who is better at FIFA? Why are the 'nets' so big? What even is the offside rule (and how it's confusing to an American). How can "soccer" (bleurgh) become a leading sport in the states? Friend of the pod Brendan Beauregard asks the questions on everyone's lips. Also, West Ham beat Chelsea, so Toto and David are in a great mood. What's not to love? #COYI