The Science is out folks, the facts are in and our sources are "Because it's true".  Celery is a secret weapon. Eat enough beats and celery and cat wont be able to scratch it. The Gubmint is lying to us, Giants roam the earth. Live music will never die. We just opened for Trixter at Debonair Music Hall in Teaneck, NJ.  A delight to the senses. I'll have what I'm having.