9-5, day in, day out. The crushing gears of capitalism stop for nobody - the Judgement included. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

• Apocalypse 
• Brief mentions of body horror, death, and violence 
• Mentions of panic-buying (re: pandemic) 
• Noodle sounds (it’s honestly nasty) 
• References to homelessness and starvation 

Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hsj5tRgQiWPlZEcj1uMg0b5bC2eUbnF4_PqXXRxTTXc/edit?usp=sharing 

Dyslexia-Friendly Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HzLuVuzSyZSPptc-HIDwVD_lKVF-k_g1h5w1B9Tldsg/edit?usp=sharing 

SFX Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NbgOb-ofV30oq32l5lz2fpX1IpWIySkc29OJkeaK0TE/edit?usp=sharing 

Credits: 

• Written by Alex Abrahams 
• Edited by Grey Kilgour  
• Directed by Alex Abrahams 
• Audio Engineering by Alanna Rogers 
• Score by Scarlett Foster 
• Logo/Cover Art by Mort and Anna-Beth Brogan 

Featuring: 

• Alex Abrahams as "Teen #1" 
• Scarlett Foster as "Teen #2" 
• Morgan Greensmith as Tyler 
• Jordan Hendrickson as Jesse 
• Emile Thompson as Piper 
• Val West as Puck 
• Michael M as Finn 
• Mackenzie Dillon as the Receptionist 
• Sammy Christiansen as Mr Wheeler

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