Noah and Aidan love watching reality shows you're curious about but don't want to invest actual time in. This week’s culprit is The Ultimatum: Queer Love Season 2, Netflix’s sapphic social experiment where five couples enter the pressure cooker of love, break up, and pair off with new partners in "trial marriages"—all to test whether they’re ready to say “I do” or “I’m out.” Together, they spiral over the absolute rollercoaster of emotions, the women who got done dirty, and the alternate t...