Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn't love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David's delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included.

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