A Grandiloquent Greeting from the City Varieties! Ladies and Gentlemen, Me-Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen! Pray, silence! Cast your sensory waves toward the proscenium arch and prepare to be transported, transfixed, and—dare I suggest—totally transformed! Today, we present for your delectation and your absolute, unadulterated diversion, a broadcast of unparalleled brilliance! We welcome to our illustrious airwaves the purveyors of that auditory extravaganza known as The Old Gits & Hits! To...