<p>UCB? more like UCBe in my life forever please will you marry me</p>

Twelfth Night Sweats with Moss Perricone and Maddie

Love experts/lotharios Caroline Doyle (featured in nytimes for seducing 50 men in one night) and Emily Kob (had first kiss in college) want to help ur sad sack single ass get laid with the help of a unique FOOLPROOF algorithm. Listen along as we match our friends and wingman their first date. looking for love or some shoddy approximation of it that will last for 1-3 years before leaving you bereft and broken? ok, stupid.