It's the OTAL Christmas show! / Don't let the corporations hijack your holiday spirit! Stop buying TV's and just be a good person / Everyone's joining the OTAL CLUB! / Is the Elf on the Shelf preparing kids for a police state? / Chipmunk's are inept losers, and the worst Christmas songs / Some things I hate: the music industry, the letter W, Jeb Bush, the singularity / Then a bonanza of calls towards the end / Enjoy the holidays, everybody!