Would I make a good 911 operator? I somehow doubt it / Rob Mathias calls in to catch up. I'm a luddite when it comes to Tinder and Clouds and all this other crap, he tries to win me over / Should Beyonce be on the dollar? This is a real conversation people are having / A round of do I care about the news / Obama just ordered air strikes, I save my anger to calmly say I'm not surprised / More rants that go all over the place