Welcome to the podcast! It's good to have you. Really, I mean that. This is a podcast of short stories. In this episode, I introduce the pod and make a morally questionable comparison. Did that peak your interest? Well it shouldn't, you reprehensible miscreant. Sorry, I shouldn't insult you. I promise, that's the first and last time. 

Anyway, have a seat, grab a beverage, and let your ears and brain do the rest.