<p>Cortana needs to wear some clothes.</p>

Not Qualified to Eat Chocolate Cake

Not Qualified is primarily a film podcast where two dudes - Joe Farmer and Zef Foster - who are not, uh, qualified, review and talk about the films and TV they love (or hate). If you desire a couple of true cinephiles, these guys are NOT the dudes you're looking for. Sit back, have a drink, and join in the conversation on Not Qualified if you want to be braindead by dawn.