The meat that launched a thousand names; no matter what language you use to refer to a vast expanse of flattened, breaded and fried meat, we can all agree it's a delicious focus for any meal. So, of course, Noah and Louisa take their meat mallets to a few doofuses who can't seem to get it right.Follow us:@[email protected] on Mastodon.@NoSubsPlease on BlueSky.Noah: @elderrumbao on Twitter, @[email protected] on Mastodon, @nsmckinnon.bsky.social on BlueSky.Louisa: @[email protected].Our theme is Street Food, by FASSounds, and is governed by the Simplified Pixabay License.Our cover art includes work by artist Kirsty Pargeter.