The arc of the natural universe may be long, but it bends towards crab—and mixed with binders and starches, and your preferred red powders, you can begin your own process of carcinization in the most delicious way. Noah and Louisa go down to Baltimore to take on a United States seafood classic.Follow us:@[email protected] on Mastodon.@NoSubsPlease on BlueSky.Noah: @elderrumbao on Twitter, @[email protected] on Mastodon, @nsmckinnon.bsky.social on BlueSky.Louisa: @[email protected].Our theme is Street Food, by FASSounds, and is governed by the Simplified Pixabay License.Our cover art includes work by artist Kirsty Pargeter.