The Autobiography of God, by J. Michael Shell.

Music is The Knowledge, by Robert A. Wolf.

Special thanks to Charles McFall for his narration assistance.

Actually, I’m not entirely sure this isn’t a preface as opposed to an introduction. In fact, the entire body of this work will, for most readers, be an introduction. Still, I am reluctant to “preface” God’s autobiography. It seems to me at best impertinent, at worst a trifle blasphemous.