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Oreo built a doomsday vault to protect cookies from an asteroid. College Students At University in Bali Permitted To Pay Their Tuition With Coconuts. Burger King urges customers to go to McDonalds in order to help the restaurant industry. In Brazil, a parrot puppeteer’s death stirs the nation. Russia’s ‘Sausage King’ Murdered With Crossbow. You can now finally get chicken thighs from this buffalo wing chain. Oregon became the first state to decriminalize hard drugs like heroin and cocaine. McDonald's Japan now has a double cheeseburger with rice buns, and people are raving about it. Mysterious 'snake' spotted in Virginia turns out to be an invasive worm. 'Baby Shark Dance' becomes YouTube's most viewed video. Bank Teller Laughs at Robber Trying to Rob a Bank with a Meat Cleaver. Mountain Dew introduces its own hot sauce. Pizza Hut Taiwan's New Halloween Pizza Looks Like a Charred Black Pizza Topped with Lumps of Coal. ‘Genshin Impact’ Is Making A Truly Astonishing Amount Of Money. KFC debuts clean-shaven Colonel Sanders for month of 'Movember'. Couple find Prohibition-era whiskey hidden in the wall of their home.

Man arrested in Japan for selling overseas bootleg anime DVDs. More than $1M worth of stolen Home Depot goods recovered. McDonald's McRib is returning to menus across America for the first time in 8 years. Leopard mauls Florida man who paid for 'full-contact experience' with a big cat. These Influencers Are Computer Generated. But They're Making Real Money. Colorado man wins lottery, misses deadline to turn in ticket by 3 days. A couple got married at the Dunkin' drive-thru where they met. Sean Connery: James Bond actor dies aged 90. A Florida fisherman caught a gator he'd been watching for three years. It weighed more than 1,000 pounds.

KFC sells its fried chicken-scented fire logs at Walmart. 5 rappers accused of smoking marijuana last year. Passenger falls and dies after hanging out of van and killing bicyclist. Walmart store evacuated when skunk wanders inside. NASA mission finds water on the sunlit surface of the moon. Guitar Center may file for bankruptcy after missing $45 million payment. Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery. Pole-dancing skeletons must be removed, HOA tells homeowner. Four Loko wants to get you drunk fast with new ‘Pregame’ shots. ‘Tiny Toons Looniversity’: Steven Spielberg Executive-Produced Reboot Gets Two-Season Series Order For HBO Max and Cartoon Network. Costco is the latest retailer to drop Chaokoh coconut milk over allegations of forced monkey labor. El Paso strip clubs remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote. Shoppers horrified to find a ‘cute’ stag ornament from B&M is VERY well-endowed. A Tampa woman made 42,000 fraudulent Amazon returns in the past 5 years. Seattle arcade unveils 'touchless' pinball machines. Twitch suspends DragonForce guitarist for playing his own music. Sally the Salad Robot is replacing the traditional salad bar at Piggly Wiggly.

Meet the Diabolical Ironclad Beetle. It’s Almost Uncrushable. President Trump’s Twitter was accessed by a security expert who guessed the password ‘maga2020!’. Crisis fermenting as cabbage shortage hits South Korea's kimchi culture. 7-Eleven Japan’s “Paper Tiger” sandwich sparks online controversy over deceptive packaging. We try Burger King Japan’s "Fake Burger", a chip butty on steroids. Parents name their daughter after internet provider for free WiFi. Bot orders $18,752 of McSundaes every 30 min. to find if machines are working. Japan puts off the decision to release treated Fukushima water into the sea. Microsoft Sent Snoop Dogg an Xbox Series X Fridge for His Birthday. Couple at a NYC eatery served $2,000 Bordeaux in error after ordering cheap wine. Australia Bans Import of Hentai And Other Adult Anime Products from Japan! A Deepfake Porn Bot Is Being Used to Abuse Thousands of Women. Berlin breaks up a 600-strong party over Covid.

Burger King is releasing a Fake Burger in Japan. Van Damme saves the life of a chihuahua after a row over a fake passport. Sushi pizza: surprisingly Canadian, surprisingly great. ‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise to End With 11th Film, Justin Lin Directing. McDonald’s Franchisees Are Working On Ways To Fix The Chain’s Broken Ice Cream Machines. ‘Glitter bomb’ sent to employee of 911 center in Pennsylvania. Bees everywhere on I-81 after a crash in Luzerne County. OxyContin maker to plead guilty to federal criminal charges, pay $8 billion, and will close the company. Quibi Is Shutting Down Barely Six Months After Going Live. Jealous woman knifed a man in front of witnesses weeks after she bit his testicles. Cocaine worth $500m found hidden in charcoal shipment. Nine members of the same family die after eating homemade noodles kept in the freezer. Reese’s Robotic Halloween Door Safely Dispenses Free Peanut Butter Cups. Woman trespasser arrested after telling cops her name was 'My B*tt Just F**ted'. An Iowa woman has a deceased pet cat cloned. AMC Theaters offer private screenings starting at $99. Sale of Notorious B.I.G.'s plastic crown sets Guinness record. 'Breathable Bacon' face mask gives wearers the aroma of bacon. Japanese sake giant creates gin from 80,000 recycled Budweisers. Flippy, the $30,000 automated robot fast-food cook, is now for sale with 'demand through the roof'. This Man Blended Whiskeys From All 50 States to Make the Ultimate American Spirit. A Disturbing Twinkie That Has, So Far, Defied Science. Japanese Artist Itsuo Kobayashi Draws Every Meal He’s Eaten for Over 30 Years - Food Is Love. Scientists Just Accidentally Found A New Organ Hidden Inside The Human Head. Banksy's 'Show me the Monet' painting sells for nearly $10 million.

Cells at San Diego Zoo lead to cloning of an endangered horse. Pumpkin weighing 2,350 pounds wins California contest. LA Rapper Who Boasted About Getting Rich From Unemployment Fraud on Youtube Gets Arrested -- for Unemployment Fraud. A plane passenger was caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes. Coca-Cola will discontinue the iconic diet soda. The chilling story of ‘Frozen Charlotte’ and the corpse-like dolls that bear her name. Rapper Nelly touched by beer-can shout-out from Budweiser: 'Something to live up to'. The Flaming Lips performed a concert with the band and fans encased in plastic bubbles. ‘Home Improvement’ star arrested, accused of choking girlfriend. Japan-Themed Street Opens In China For Travel-Starved Tourists. Japan To Release Radioactive Fukushima Water Into the Ocean. Japanese KitKats are shrinking, Nestlé says the previous size may have been "too large" for customers. New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident. Married father of 3 wears skirts, heels to work because ‘he can’. Teenager Finally Achieves Her Dream Of Dating Godzilla.

Finland wants to jail men who send unsolicited 'd**k pics'. Cougar stalks, pounces at man in a Utah canyon. An 18-wheeler rolls over on I-35 in New Braunfels, spills mason jars across the highway. Attorney for dominatrices says group sex with priest was legal. Elon Musk tweets the Model S will be priced at $69,420. Police find cash hidden between Bolsonaro ally's buttocks. McDonald's denies claims that Travis Scott partnership was a distraction from discrimination lawsuits. Retired rapper Logic spends almost a quarter million dollars on a set of Pokemon cards. Gal Gadot cast as Cleopatra, draws criticism as a 'very bland looking' Israeli playing the queen of Egypt. Man arrested for allegedly stuffing razor blades into pizza dough at Maine supermarket. You Can Finally Buy a Pink Pineapple. Top Ramen looking for 'Chief Noodle Officer,' pay is 10k and 50-year Ramen supply. KFC Selling Potato Chip-Crusted Chicken Tenders Called "Lay's Chicky Chips" in Thailand. Dunkin' Donuts rolls out 'spicy ghost pepper' donuts.

A Texas teenager breaks two world records for longest legs. France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021. Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in. A Missouri man rescued 3 of Taco Bell’s discontinued potato soft tacos, listed them for $200 on Facebook. There's a petition to save Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza with almost 70K signatures. How global demand for hair products is linked to forced labor in China. With ‘Dreams’ and juice, Idaho man finds online fame. Buffalo Bill’s house from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ up for sale just in time for Halloween. Apple pays $288,000 to white-hat hackers who had run the company's network. A teen computer whiz is poised to become 'the patron saint of the internet' after Pope Francis declared he had enacted a miracle from heaven. Woman ambushes fiancé at work in a wedding dress demanding he marry her right now. Woman calls off the wedding to a ghost after he turns to partying and drugs. Asus is Making Gundam-Styled PC Parts for the Japanese Market. Dexter Revival Coming to Showtime as Limited Series. Man charged with assault after farting in Uber.

Ex-jail employees charged for playing 'Baby Shark' on repeat. Eddie Van Halen, rock guitar god, dead of throat cancer at 65. Netflix's "Selena: The Series" Finally Has A Release Date And A Beautiful New Trailer. First-ever foot-operated vending machine appears in Japan during a pandemic. Bull elk charges, slices man’s kidney in half on Colorado golf course. American oleh suspect in dog abuse case 'wanted to hurt ex'. Johnny Nash, 'I Can See Clearly Now' singer, dead at 80. The latest cannabis beverage has a familiar name: Pabst Blue Ribbon. 'Super High' with Andy Samberg, Craig Robinson and Common Will Turn Potheads into Superheroes. Slack partnered with shoemaker Cole Haan on limited-edition sneakers. Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured. An Arkansas man was sentenced to more than 100 years in prison for a fatal shooting over unwanted mayonnaise on his hamburger order. Eskimo Pie is getting rid of its derogatory name. Hey! You Can Drink Sweet Potatoes, says Japanese beverage maker with new drink.

College student gets stuck in a clothes dryer after having a few drinks. Giant black bear spotted riding atop Pennsylvania trash truck. Japanese man's ex-girlfriend sneaks into his home, cooks up something crazy. McDonald's teams with singer J Balvin for its newest celebrity meal. All participants of an “orgy party” in Japan were arrested. Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald's Japan. Domino's investigated after a pizza delivery driver was caught rubbing an ice cream container on crotch. Eminem fan in Scotland sets Guinness record for most tattooed portraits of the same musician. Former public library employee accused of stealing and selling over $1.3M in printer toner. Woman’s headache was caused by tapeworm larvae in her brain.