— Good morning Jake Gunkelman, or should I say Carnac?🔍 2:02 — Case five: a 58-year-old female, that's all Jay knows🧠 2:57 — Anterior cingulate beta: the salience network is active and focused⚡ 4:48 — The rhythm is left frontally but not right frontally🎯 8:14 — Sharp transient right temporal: real signal, field surrounds it, it repeats❓ 9:09 — Can Jay tell male vs female from EEG alone? No, but norms matter🔬 12:32 — Leptiform activity: spikes don't always mean epilepsy😤 13:50 — False emotion, fit of rage, pseudobulbar affect from temporal discharge🧩 15:40 — Fast alpha at the back of the head: Niedermeyer's 11 to 16 Hz📉 16:50 — Half a microvolt scale: this EEG is very small💤 17:43 — The Goldilocks frequency of 10: light drowsing, resurgent alpha🔄 18:31 — Eyes closed, presto changeo: now we've got lots of alpha🧱 19:25 — Where the hell did F8 go? Puny little runts of alpha right frontally⚖️ 19:50 — Which side is wrong? Big alpha left vs suppressed right🎲 22:00 — God doesn't roll dice: spike and alpha on the same side is no coincidence📊 25:44 — Dominant alpha peak 8.5 Hz, slow edge 7.5 Hz📐 28:32 — The 45-degree line: left frontal to right posterior💔 29:12 — Davidson's frontal alpha asymmetry equals mood regulation🥥 30:35 — Coup-contra-coup: maybe something happened🎯 34:20 — The skull as a parabolic reflector: percussion focuses energy at a distance🔗 36:44 — Dominant alpha coherence: hyper left frontal, absent right posterior🧠 38:07 — Jay's full read: depressed, right-side pathology, possible head injury✅ 38:37 — The reveal: depressed female with right-side head knock, Jay nailed it blind📚 39:20 — I read EEGs, not reports🎯 42:00 — Why we do this every week💊 45:03 — One-third of psychotics need anticonvulsants, not antipsychotics🎖️ 46:11 — Jay's no-bid military contract story: Camp Lejeune data🏆 48:20 — Suisun Summit October birthday bash: silver commemorative coin🧬 49:48 — The gift of neurodiversity: autism genes and intellect🏖️ 50:36 — The Outliers Club origin story: Cancun, Dirk DeRitter, the OC from the OG🎓 52:57 — Joshua Moore's QEEG Phenotypes workshop preview at qEEGCourses.com💡 54:40 — Why 85% improvement beats any single medication study🎵 MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE:🎶 The 45-Degree Line: https://open.spotify.com/album/13VJ0SBsyi6czrdNCuNIfe?si=FMzaKx4wTZCJkvAhyAlP1g🎶 The Slow Edge of Alpha: https://open.spotify.com/album/1uooNnT1eYIF2C8yr72jpN?si=dNHgOkdETZ-4smaFVvWd2A🔗 SHOW LINKS:👉 Watch Joshua review this same brain on The Brain Bar: https://youtube.com/live/tUryp2Deu2A?feature=shareSupport NeuroNoodle: https://www.patreon.com/neuronoodle🧠 ABOUT THE SHOW:Every Wednesday at 6PM Central — The Brain Bar LIVE on StreamYardJoshua Moore presents an anonymized EEG. The panel reads it live.Every Thursday — Carnac: Jay Gunkelman blind cold-reads the same brain.#NeuroNoodle #NeurofeedbackTherapyPodcast #JayGunkelman #PeteJansons #EEG #QEEG #BrainMapping #Neurofeedback #MentalHealth #BrainHealth #Neurotherapy #CoupContraCoup #AlphaAsymmetry #TemporalSpike #SingleBlindedRead #BrainBar #ThursdayCarnac #IrritableFocus #MoodRegulation #HeadInjury #JoshuaMoore